tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated:

Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially

(via rainboisland)

bearygarden:

OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called

but it’s like That it’s really good

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

debbierhea:

rosewater1997:

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jumex:

due to not wanting to. I will not be

(via kwikemart)

perks-of-being-chinese:

me: *does weird things when home alone*

me: I bet there’s hidden cameras

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

gracefulsinkingships:

science-fiction-is-real:

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

(via dollypockets9311)