• me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

ahs-satanas:

my only two emotions while watching american horror story:

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(via fuckingr3ckless)

swolizard:

swolizard:

i still think the only reason y’all white people attacked robin thicke so got damn hard was cause he wanted to be a nigga. and the only reason y’all let pharell go like he wasn’t fucking there or anything is cause he acts white

I said this shit so long ago but i still stand by this

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via kattllynn)

bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom, via brettdotnet)

glowcloud:

stop acting like women’s internalized misogyny is bad as men’s misogyny thanks so much

(via primadonnassgirl)

propergoodlike:

man: *touches something a woman uses* oh fuck! am i Gay

(via allylifts)