harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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cawllin:

north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

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my-wayward-shawn:

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

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