do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk, via circumcising)

vegetarain:

when your parents leave you alone in the houseimage

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"Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!"

White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)

(Source: start-missing-everybody, via whatsacanada)

"I don’t love the font. I don’t know. I don’t really care, or have any suggestions. Actually, it looks fine to me, but I’m just thinking about other people."

poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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belaroos:

5 ways to turn any girl on that ALWAYS work

  1. show her your yugioh cards
  2. show her your yugioh cards
  3. show her your yugioh cards
  4. show her your yugioh cards
  5. if your yugioh cards dont turn her on send her to the shadow realm 

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